Orlando loves Hannah more. This a fact!

Season 1

It's My Party and I'll Lie If I Want To

  • Kelly Clarkson (Kelly Clarkson? I can't believe I'm actually going to Kelly's party!)
  • Orlando Bloom (Is that Orlando Bloom? Eeep!)

New Kid in School

  • Elvis Presley (My brother thinks he is Elvis.) (Jackson's Custom)
  • Billy Ray Cyrus (I didn't present me official, I'm Billy Ray Cyrus) (Robby's Custom)

More Than a Zombie to Me

  • Paula Abdul (Guess what famous pop star is playing Zaronda, Princess of the Undead, on Zombie High? - Paula Abdul!? - No.)

The Idol Side of Me

  • Shakira (Tonight, we saw Ethan Williams sing his heart out with Shakira and win his own recording contract.)

Season 2

Cuffs Will Keep Us Together

  • Carrie Underwood (Carrie Underwood is on stage announcing that Hannah's won the award right now.)

Me and Mr. Jonas and Mr. Jonas and Mr. Jonas

  • Jonas Brothers (Oh Mama! It's the Jonas Brothers!)

Don't Stop 'Til You Get the Phone

  • Amanda Bynes (You Didn't Forget the Party of Amanda Bynes...)
  • Beyonce (Beyonce's Father didn't let her buy a cellphone!)

My Best Friend's Boyfriend

  • Jerry Seinfeld (Face it, Dad, she's bigger than you. l bet Uncle Jerry could get us in. - Uncle Jerry?? Why couldn't you say it was your birthday? Come on!)
  • Justin Timberlake (Oh see! Justin Timberlake eats the same food as me!)
  • Natalie Portman (Oh! You're Natalie Portman!)

I Will Always Loathe You

  • Elvis Presley (Elvis, Presley) (Jackson's Custom)

Yet Another Side of Me

  • Antonio Banderas (l always have a next, a next-next, and this morning, during yoga, l got a glimpse of my next-next-next. And Antonio Banderas with his leg behind his head! Wowza!)

The Test of My Love

  • Orlando Bloom (You're in love with Orlando Bloom, and he doesn't even know you exist. - Yet. But he will. And then you will watch the Lilly Bloom. - Lilly Bloom? - l know! How cool is that? - Lilly, l'm serious. l can't get him out of my head, and now he's gone. lt's not like Orlando, where you can just push 'play disc' again. - And in the shirtless scenes: slo-mo!)
  • Orlando Bloom (Orlando! You don't understand! We're meant for each other! You can't run away from destiny!)

Season 3

He Ain't a Hottie, He's My Brother

  • Lord Voldemort (Lord Voldemort will be cute with a puppy!)

Don't Go Breaking My Tooth

  • Will Smith (Join me tomorrow on Tasty Treats with Duncan Keats, where my special guest will be Will Smith and a very unlucky turkey.)
  • Ashley Tisdale (Guess what teen pop sensation is gonna be chowin' down with Duncan Keats in the morning? - Ashley Tisdale!? - No! )

Would I Lie to You, Lilly?

  • Avril Lavigne (Oh, and by the way, Avril Lavigne, so robbed!)

Welcome to the Bungle

  • Orlando Bloom (Oh, or you could've said you hated Orlando Bloom. Then you'd had boxes and boxes of bloom.)

Super(stitious) Girl

  • Mick Jagger (lt's like Mick Jagger all over again.)

Can't Get Home to You Girl

  • Orlando Bloom (Well, I'm down here at the beach where Oliver planned a picnic, and then a romantic sunset walk by the water, and then any chick flick I want, even one where Orlando Bloom falls in love with the mermaid and then sells his soul for gills and a flipper.)

Season 4

California Screamin

  • Ellen DeGeneres (I give you permission to say one bad thing about Jake. - He looks like Ellen DeGeneres. - That is so freakishly true.)