Jackson is with Robby Ray in the kitchen, while he makes himself an ice cream sundae.
JACKSON
That girl tonight really dug me, Dad. I think it was the guns. (flexing his arms)
An angry Lilly comes down the stairs.
ROBBY RAY
Hey, Lilly. I think things are going to be a whole lot better around here, now that you know our little secret.
Lilly just ignores him and angrily slams the back door on her way out.
JACKSON
Did you see the way she ignored you? I’m sorry, but that is no way to treat a man of your compassion, sensitivity –
Robby Ray squirts a gob of whipped cream in his mouth.
JACKSON
(mouthful of whipped cream) Still no money?
Miley angrily storms in, takes Robby Ray’s bowl of ice cream.
MILEY
(mashing into the bowl with a spoon) I am so mad!
ROBBY RAY
So you’re gonna take it out on my ice cream sundae? You wanna talk about it?
MILEY
No!
ROBBY RAY
Okay.
Robby Ray and Jackson burst into a song parody of Bad To The Bone.
ROBBY RAY
You had a fight (na-na-na-na)
She left your place (na-na-na-na)
And now you sit and stuff your face
You got the processed-sugar blues
MILEY
Stop! That’s the worst song you’ve ever written!
JACKSON
She obviously doesn’t remember the potty-training song.
ROBBY RAY
I like to sing
I like to dance
ROBBY RAY / JACKSON
But I can’t do it with poopy in my pants
MILEY
Dad! This is so not funny. Everything I was afraid that would happen, happened. She found out who I was, and now it’s ruined everything.
Jackson suddenly snaps and angrily gets up from his seat, somehow knowing about the small feud between Miley and Lilly, and what Miley said to Lilly for accidentally calling her "Hannah".
ROBBY RAY
Jackson, what are you doing?
Jackson proceeds to grab the ice cream and angrily SMASH in all over Miley's face, angering Robby.
ROBBY RAY
JACKSON ROD STEWART!!!
MILEY
Jackson, how could you?! Why do you make it look like it was my fault?! Lilly was the one who called me "Hannah"!
JACKSON
But, you said that trusting Lilly was a mistake, and I feel bad for her!
ROBBY RAY
And you don't feel bad for your own little sister?! Seriously, what has gotten into you?!
Miley gets up, angry and upset. But, as she walks off, Jackson steps on her foot, causing her to trip and fall. Robby gets irritated with the non-stop fighting.
ROBBY RAY
Okay, that's it! If you won't stop hurting Miley for hurting Lilly's feelings, you're going to your room!
JACKSON
Okay, okay! I'll stop.
Jackson stops hurting Miley.
JACKSON
But, Miley. If you ever see Lilly again, for sure she will apologize. And maybe YOU...
ROBBY RAY
Jackson...
JACKSON
...can apologize to her for hurting her feelings. Are we clear?
MILEY
Okay, fine. We're clear.
ROBBY RAY
Now, Jackson. How about you apologize to Miley for hurting her?
JACKSON
I apologize, Miley. I only hurt you because I was angry that you hurt Lilly's feelings.
MILEY
I forgive you, Jackson. But, no more of this violence towards me.
*Rest of the episode goes on normally.*